It Has Been A REALLY REALLY long time

I haven't updated this in a while but I promise I will post tomorrow... internet has been down and a lot of things  are pissing me off so yeah.... Tomorrow

Oh yeah...
Tell your friends!

Twelth One

Today, we watched a very interesting show in English. It was an old comedy series called Grange Hill
Our English teacher explained to us that due to the show's habit of portraying the truth, many adults and teachers did not like it?
But WAIT?
What was this show even about?

It was about the lives of the pupils attending Grange Hill High School... This caused controversy because the show portrayed school life as it actually was, being bullied by fellow students, being abused and suffering from issues such as poverty and even drug addiction at a later stage. Obviously, this must have caused some kind of panic with adults. It is a very interesting show with wonderful story and characters (all with HEAVY 100% PURE BRITISH ACCENT). The show was very popular and according to our teacher all the kids and teenagers watched (it was pretty good actually) and it lasted 30 years (1978-2008 [R.I.P :P]. It has had 600 episodes (GASP!)

 I had to literally play doctor (though to little success) to Worship, whom ended up with a bee sting after from drinking Coca-Cola ( yes he DRANK a freakin' bee). All his 'friends' laughed and scuttled away while I had to pull the thing off with my fingers... ARGHHH! Allen and Sedia stated (after I assured them that I actually DID wash my hands) that no-one is capable of recovering from doing something like that, Thapelo said that I was really brave... PEOPLE ALL I DID WAS MAN-UP AND TOUCH A BIT OF SPIT!
It wasn't even that bad... or maybe I have the abilities of a good doctor though this could be me just getting ahead of myself... oh well....

Also an award winning artist (who also had a British accent, but not as thick) by the name of Soweto Kinch came to our school. His talk about Jazz and Hip-Hop was very enlightening and fun. He played on his saxophone, rapped and played on his piano. Because of his workshop I discovered that I'm not a bad rapper! Thanks man and good luck in your musical (jazzical and hip-hopical) pursuits!

Eleventh One

Today, in English our teacher gave us an interesting topic:

The best book you've ever read why it was good

I was lost...

You see, I read too much so I really couldn't think of anything...

So I wrote:

The best book I have ever read does not exist yet.... Why? Because I haven't bothered to pick up and write it. I'm not being arrogant... I'm being truthful. Once I stop being too lazy to write, your eyes will burst from amazement and awe once you see my printed words... So just wait.

Brian Wilson (upon listening to the 'Beatle's' 'Revolver') told his wife that he was going to create the best rock album ever.

Guess what?

He did.

Soon the 'Beach Boy's' 'Pet Sounds' was made.

It was considered groundbreaking and revolutionary... It is considered one of , if not the best by many.... 

It has outlasted many others (it was released in the 1960s)

[Brian listened to 'Revolver' by The Beatles and made 'Pet Sounds' with the Beach Boys. Paul McCartney of The Beatles listened to Pet Sounds (He loved it actually) and then made Sgt.Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band with his band (I can see a pattern...)

I'm going to do the same

But even better.

My book makes Shakespeare shiver in his grave and makes J.K Rowling fall apart and beg for me to stop writing. (Hell Yeah!)

This is why I love English.

My teacher didn't even shout at me, he smiled and said

"I expect the book in May"

OH NOOO!

I still love English though (Thnaks Mr. Haggar :]) 



Beatles: Revolver

The Beach Boys: Pet Sounds

The Beatles: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

The Beach Boys Hit Single: Good Vibrations

The Beatles: Rubber Soul

To find out more about the friendly competition between The Beatles and The Beach Boys... click here

Sixth One

There is gonna be a late grading for karate, so I have to come unless I want to remain a pathetic and insignificant white belt forever...
My mom just gave my sister and I the whole speech about life, the usual was there...
"work harder!"
"don't lie"
"lies catch up with you"
"remain humble"
"be a good person"
"don't try to outsmart your parents"

Unfortunately I've attempted (and succeeded) at doing all of the above to a certain point, though my parents consider me rude, argumentative and arrogant because of it....

Today during basketball all sorts of fouls happened. Little boys were kicked in the shin, but not by the strong, buff, RIPPED (no homo) upper forms.... but by OTHER little kids, unbelievably, our own team ended up marking each other, some even fell to the floor and banged their head against some random brick. The same brick was move AWAY from the court by the boy who had the terrible misfortune of being hit on the head.

Irony sucks.

Tired

Sorry Alex, I will post the stuff tomorrow... I' m just too tired...

Also those of who you who decided to actually read this, I am grateful. You stuck through and I appreciate it. Please continue reading and follow, comment and share and stuff... Heck I don't have much to say.... I'm just too tired.... You are great guys.
Thank you for acknowledging my existence.
Thank you.

The Fifth One

So now I sit in our school computer room after a long sweeping session.
That is how we do detention at our school, you sweep the classroom. Though it wasn't so bad cause |I met a Form 4 guy who had an interesting story to tell. He got detention because he was apparently being insolent to his teacher... After he explained his story I chuckled at the unfairness of his punishment...

Though I didn't get all the details, he was defending his friend and got in trouble for it. I understand completely what he was going through because that unfortunately happens quite often. He was then told to see the teacher after class.

I imagine the conversation went a bit like this...
"Why are you rude to me?"
"How was I rude?"
"There you go again!"
"What do you mean again?"
"This needs to stop."
"Alrlight."
"Do you think I accept insolence from my students?"
"Alright."

He then proceeded to leave but was the interrupted.

"Aren't you going to apologize?"
"For what?"
"Apologize."

His answer?

"No."

Perhaps that explains why he got detention.

I spent most of my day promoting my blog to my classmates. I even created a little sign on a piece of paper and held it up as my classmates walked by. It was embarrasing, I hope it was worth it. Then my evil friends suprised me with an evil gift when I walked into the Science room. You b@$7@*0$  know what you did and if you think I'm not getting you back you are dead wrong... Just watch this space...

In my next posts I will have a few suggestions from my friends and I will also introduce you to some new people... Tumo and Trevor...

Ya. You guys are dead. :P

Fourth One

I am still into cartoons. I don't understand why but I am...

You think that a teenager would get tired of idiots with stupidly weird hair shouting things like "BAKUGAN BRAWL!" but sadly, for some reason I don't. Maybe its cause I'm bored or something. I also like reading Wikipedia pages about pretty much anything, now I am capable of writing a book about chocolate and it's history.

A few days ago when I was in the shop with my mother and my sister, I came upon a glorious bottle of refreshment.

It was called 'Ice T'

I was amazed. Who ever thought it possible to turn the letter 'T' into a liquid then freeze it? Does the 'T' experience pain during the process? Does 'T' get squashed into a satisfying drink for our thirsty throats? Does 'T' have feelings? In my opinion, this requires further investigation. I'm considering sending a letter to the manufactures to put the 'T' out of its misery and stop using it for the purposes of quenching thirst.

Dear Sir/Madam

What you are doing to the letter T is evil and inappropriate. To think that you are subjecting the first letter of my name to such cruel, inhumane treatment is satanic!  I will contact several animal rights groups if this does not stop.

Yours sincerely 

Tawanda Mulalu

Its just a thought.