The First One

First Entry Okay, this is my first entry in my blog... Oh I should probably tell you who I am.
My name is Tawanda W.T Mulalu.
I live in Africa, a beautiful continent with very slow internet speeds.
I am a nerd.
Great...
This is probably the part where I am supposed to tell you stuff about my life, right...?
Well today I existed...
School was boring.
Exciting ain't it?
Anyways we had some epically boring English test that I know I failed but I really didn't give a...
Seriously, convincing teenagers to read The Hobbit by that guy who wrote 'The Lord of the Rings' will cause kids to just be brimming with excitement. I suspect that teachers mistake the sad groans of saddness that kids make for joy and laughter. BIG MISTAKE GUYS.
"So you mean when I gave the children homework, they were not happy to be learing about the history of people that other people do not know and don't really care about?"
No. What would give you that idea? The chorus of swear words from your pupils mean NOTHING. Absolutely NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not to mention French, were we had to draw pictures of our pets.
I saw mutated dogs that looked like they just came out of a radioactive testing facility and goldfish whose fins were SO BIG that they could fly I they decided to flap their wings... sorry FINS. All on paper, no photoshop required. Oh and the cafeteria.... have you ever had chocolate mousse that you can actually choke on?
I did.
Today.
Yes, it was that thick.
Not to mention it was so sweet that even Willy Wonka would have an issue serving THAT to kids.
"Sure I make teeth rot, sure I make people vomit due to extreme sugar rush... but no. I would never EVER make a desert that a child would NOT be able to enjoy. That would be messed up."
-Willy Wonka on the cafeteria mousse.

I leave you with a few links of the funniest websites I have seen.
www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com
www.unfriendable.com
www.tasteofawesome.com
www.fmylife.com
www.cracked.com