Showing posts with label arrogance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label arrogance. Show all posts

Friday, 16 September 2011

Fourteenth One

I got a B for English because of my arrogance.
I've never been downgraded because of my the nature of my personality.
*Sigh*
Trevor spent most of English laughing at 'what could have been' while I mindlessly answered questions and fell into a deep state of daydreaming.
By the way...through the aid of Wikipedia and various other websites ( and Google of course- you can't deny Google ( well China did (Well they do things differently there ( Mind control I mean ( I'm being monitored (Oh and I'm kinda scared ( Help...( I'v lost track of how many brackets I used...(I'll count ))))))
I probably mis-counted.
Oh yeah, (ignore the incorrect grammar) through the aid of ... I have diagnosed myself with developing psychopathy...
And I must say- its really creepin' me out
Lord help me...



Wednesday, 13 April 2011

Eleventh One

Today, in English our teacher gave us an interesting topic:
The best book you've ever read why it was good
I was lost...
You see, I read too much so I really couldn't think of anything...
So I wrote:
The best book I have ever read does not exist yet.... Why? Because I haven't bothered to pick up and write it. I'm not being arrogant... I'm being truthful. Once I stop being too lazy to write, your eyes will burst from amazement and awe once you see my printed words... So just wait.
Brian Wilson (upon listening to the 'Beatle's' 'Revolver') told his wife that he was going to create the best rock album ever.
Guess what?

He did.

Soon the 'Beach Boy's' 'Pet Sounds' was made.
It was considered groundbreaking and revolutionary... It is considered one of , if not the best by many.... 
It has outlasted many others (it was released in the 1960s)
[Brian listened to 'Revolver' by The Beatles and made 'Pet Sounds' with the Beach Boys. Paul McCartney of The Beatles listened to Pet Sounds (He loved it actually) and then made Sgt.Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band with his band (I can see a pattern...)
I'm going to do the same
But even better.
My book makes Shakespeare shiver in his grave and makes J.K Rowling fall apart and beg for me to stop writing. (Hell Yeah!)

This is why I love English.
My teacher didn't even shout at me, he smiled and said
"I expect the book in May"

OH NOOO!

I still love English though (Thnaks Mr. Haggar :]



Beatles: Revolver
The Beach Boys: Pet Sounds

The Beatles: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beach Boys Hit Single: Good Vibrations
The Beatles: Rubber Soul
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